• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
  • 10:57 am  •  27 August 2014  •  386,796 notes

    karenandthababes:

    colinmorgs:

    we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

    (Source: charlesxaviher)

    10:37 pm  •  21 August 2014  •  243,954 notes

    codyaferg:

    wow-suchbree-veryblog:

    "If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

    "Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

    "Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

    SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

    This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

    5:10 pm  •  19 August 2014  •  289,611 notes
    I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
    ― anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
    6:55 pm  •  15 August 2014  •  313,110 notes